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Robyn’s 9th Studio Album ‘Sexistential’ Goes ‘IRL’

Since 2008’s “Dream On – New Version No Silence,” Robyn’s inclusivity and hope have been boundless. The four singles from before the late-March masterpiece offer variety just like the songstress’ decade-spanning discography. The multi-generationally impactful talent welcomed us to 2026 by reminding us of her performance chops, on live television, with a Times Square show that garnered the attention of over four million viewers. In her newest release, Sexistential, she flexes proverbial vulgarity and protests disconnected dances. In well-deserved big words due to its ability to be epic in just nine songs, this is a musical journey of adapting to inter-being, notwithstanding soft tyranny. In addition to pondering individualism–maturely sans vanity–you can lose yourself in joy, and enjoy!

Production by Klas Åhlund (Britney Spears, Kesha, Tove Lo…) on all tracks is giddily binding. It’s worth noting that Robyn, also an obvious co-producer of Sexistential in its entirety, wrote the infamously ahead of its time “Piece of Me” for Spears.  Excitement begins on “Really Real” which has bass reminiscent of Gesaffelstein’s abrasive signature and vocoder that warps spacetime. Rave adjacent qualities bust through classic-rock guitar samples leaving a sparkling impression on the PC-music distortion. The symbiotic split is unnerving, “So this is where the shared experience ends, it’s a complicated thing when the world comes caving in, I’m flexing on you from a place between.”

Verbatim, she also fosters unity by acknowledging her roots, both maternally and nationally, shouting out her mom as ‘älskling.’ The following tune, “Dopamine” opens an expansive inner world to nourishing connections of synapses at a solo-chemical level. The spiritual experience is stunted by sentient reality, but stays trippy from a robotic, acapella groove going with the flow. It is also co-written with Taio Cruz, an effective hitmaker remembered best for chart-toppers “Break Your Heart,” “Dynamite,” and “Dirty Picture,” the last of which was also recorded alongside popstar Kesha.

Revamping her 2002 song, “Blow My Mind,” a third of the way into the album, begs the question of how we are to believe she isn’t peaking too soon in her ‘Sexistential crisis.’ The reprise of a decades-old ditty is sensible because of its harmony with technology. It’s perfect sonically for a night of playing Splatoon on the Nintendo Switch. Similar to her Yung Lean/Charli xcx collaboration on the “360” remix, from 2024, Robyn celebrates an agelessness transcendently; it is more relaxed than Madonna’s infamously cosmic Ray of Light, but quenching despite the later-in-album proclamation, “I’m not that zen.”

Another Robyn-archive item, “Konichiwa Bitches,” highlighted an infatuation with Japanese aesthetics that preceded track three’s use of the language to elaborate on an international vision; thankfully, this is done now without bringing to mind uncomfortable serial fetishization. For example, Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B. or later work that relied on a producer for flair, including on her 2014 “Spark the Fire,” where the former No Doubt frontwoman nodded to Pharell saying, “So much cooler when you do it…” behind ‘kawaii’ visuals.

Track four, “Sucker for Love” continues to co-opt language barriers for globality with a heart on her sleeve approach, “Not a sucker, I’m a sucker for love.” I could only annotate the background effects as revving and moaning. Robyn continues to choose well-intentioned vulnerability to maintain her humanity even as an android outro takes over cut and dry. Next, “It Don’t Mean a Thing” has a gorgeous major chord structure that truly crafts the overall project’s sound of bliss. In it her self-referential recollection is endearing, but seriousness slips through, “I took care of you when you went design trippin,’ all I ever wanted was for you to get silly with me.” Whether as a means of asking for consent to be real with someone or just choosing peace, “Can I just say something, you know what, it doesn’t matter,” is an unencumbered moment for the never reticent lyricist; ‘the ick’ overtakes prior adoration.

“Talk to Me” gains aura points in its delivery of crowd control; innuendo laden, a Genius community member wrote, “It’s a pun, ‘coming’ is a homophone.” The synchronized thumping of its climactic chorus will likely be heard in gay bars all year. While throat croaking like Florence + The Machine did on “Big God,” but with a Max Martin (P!nk, Avril Lavigne, Ariana Grande) produced gleam, she explores her registers saying, “I feel it building up, it’s exponential, damn, I’m feeling so Sexistential.” A peer with a similar career, defined not by pixie cuts, but various genre explorations following soulful debuts, P!nk is one of the few great performers on par with Robyn, iconic to parents and their children.

Reinvention and bravado serve the title track, with its name dropping of Adam Driver as a fantasy poster boy; in 2024, The New York Times anticipated this in their somehow complimentary piece, “Who Is a Rodent Man?” Track seven, “Sexistential” breeds a thrusting energy so ravishing that its looping use of the term “baby-makers” may actually lead to an increase in our country’s record-low birth rate following its bumping loudly and proudly through speakers on sweaty nights out. Playful pronunciation and inclusion of real life storytelling is immersive; post-woke listing of psychological diagnostics starts exhausted then achieves a stronger significance of liberation.

“Light Up” imagines the festival beauty of lit wristbands lifted with intentionally prolonged euphoria, holding on synthesis. The homophony of Robyn’s mellifluous delivery is full of savvy glitches and a laser tag instrumental in its hook following an incredible verse. Her almost digital persona is still along for the bodily ride on this genius party carol. “Flashing…” is stuttered like Kanye West’s half-synonymous hit, which will certainly capture millennials through wordplay, plus Gen-Z thanks to lines like, “It’s giving, 6, 7…” This will add to her already existing audience of diehards since 1995’s Robyn Is Here which is comparatively basically-gospel.

The final track, “Into the Sun,” leaves the project begging for a deluxe reissue; it utilizes all tools of sentimentality at her disposal invoking play through by radio, TV, or a film soundtrack. French, Spanish, Japanese, Swedish, and English live under one star here. While managing to consistently glamorize science, the pop-length of each moment on Sexistential provides immense repeat value.

Born as Robin Carlsson in Stockholm, Sweden, Rolling Stone’s recent interview featured her summing up the new album as an opportunity for “Crashing back into [herself].” More than grandiose faith alone may have been required. It’s rewarding to see Robyn recentered since her somber collaboration with Kindness in 2019, where she sang, “It’s like a warning, the way we’re crashing into everything.” Pure sensuality and a lust for life overcome solely erotic themes that expectant listeners may have drawn too early between this drop and musician Peaches’ also fresh No Lube So Rude. Now, Robyn will undertake a thrilling world tour in addition to opening for Harry Styles on his own with ticket proceeds supporting reproductive justice and more causes close to her heart.

Sexistential by Robyn is out now via Konichiwa/Young Records.

Words by Maxwell Williams for Staged Haze

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